HappyAsianGuy

All My Clothes Shrank

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

I can’t find anything to wear anymore. Being a guy, I don’t go shopping very often and rarely ever buy clothes. But I still do get clothes from my wife or as presents from friends and family. And these clothes are pretty darn nice. Most are designer brand names and/or trendy and fashionable threads that would make any celebrity look hot! Unfortunately, I’m no celebrity and my body structure isn’t that of a model or celebrity. And for some reason or another, most of my clothes in my closets are size Medium (probably from denial) when I really should be a Large (or…gasp…even an XL).

Luckily, I work from home and so I can sport an oversized T-shirt or comfy hooded sweatshirt. But for the times that I have to go out and impress…or even just run an errand and want to look somewhat decent, I can’t seem to find anything that fits. So then I wonder (rather erroneously), how in the world did all my clothes shrink?