HappyAsianGuy

The Crying Baby Diet

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Hmm, why didn’t I think of this earlier?

So there I was having a nice breakfast - Country Fried Steak and Eggs w/ 2 Biscuits and 3 Panckages. Part of my last hoorah as I enter my final few days of eating unhealthy (going to start my diet sometime next week….I’m pretty sure!). Anyway, I’m eating bits and pieces of my Country Fried Steak and pouring syrup all over my pancakes when our baby starts crying. At first it was just a soft cry and then it began to grow louder and louder…and LOUDER!

Because I’m so paranoid and self-conscious about other people, I took our baby out of the restaurant and tried all sorts of things to calm him down. And before you know it, my wife and our friends had finished eating breakfast. The end result? I finished about half of my breakfast and saved myself at least 500-800 calories. So the question looms…should we just eat out all the time and wait for crying baby? I’ll eat 1/4 - 1/2 my portion and I’m sure I’d cut weight within a month or two.